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Submitted by Justice Lowenburger
Amended toppings: mustard, lettuce, pickles, onions
Session held on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 11:45 a.m.
Cause of Action (meat quality): 2.27/5.00
Proximate Cause (bun, toppings quality): 3.27/5.00
Ancillary Issues (quality of sides, atmosphere, extras): 3.13/5.00
Final Verdict (overall): 3.00/5.00
Summary Judgment
Wellsir, thanks to all who participated in September's Burger Court proceedings. I have to say, I thought our panel this month did a great job in terms of enthusiasm. I will admit to being greatly disappointed by the final tally. Excuse me for loving over-cooked thin patties. Seriously, excuse me - I seem to have offended some of you with my burger of choice. In true 2009 style, I will not apologize for my choice, but instead say that I am sorry if anyone was offended.*
Here's a sampling of the verdict comments:
"2 - For Burger House, the meat was in a word, dry. And I do not mean dry like, well it was lean and therefore healthier for me dry, but more the dear lord please don’t let this patty get clogged in my throat so Anderson has to give me mouth to mouth dry."
"2 - As in 2 thin, rather tasteless patties"
"2 gavels - I like thinner patties, but these were too thin and the meat didn't have much flavor"
"way too much onion"
"1 - Hmmm, how to best articulate the inner drama I feel over my Burger House burger...?? Alright, imagine, if you will, your dear friend - she's simply beyond excited about the new man in her life. He's cute, he's funny; he's intelligent & sophisticated. You're thrilled for her - she's wonderful and he's (theoretically) wonderful - it all adds up. Then, you meat (I mean, meet) him and.....meh. You're less than blown away."
"2 - ...Anyway, if you want to have a more in dept review of this burger, read my new book. 500 things you can do with a Burger House Burger. #1 BYOB (Bring Your Own Beef)."
"I will go to Burger House again, because it’s done me well in the past, but it failed me today."
"5; my ideal Saturday lunch. I'm a simple man; I put my pants on two legs at a time just like everyone else"
- "Justice Lowenburger"; Wednesday, September 23, 2009
*Not really. Kiss my sesame seed buns.
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