Welcome to the official website of The Law Reviewers.  We're two lawyers from Dallas, Texas who write restaurant reviews for the Dallas Association of Young Lawyers' monthly newsletter, The Dicta, and for DFW's hyperlocal news site, PegasusNews.com

We wanted to give all of cyberspace a way to check out our reviews and find out more about the Dallas restaurant scene.  So, check out our blog (we know, that's SO 2004) where we dish on the state of Dallas restaurants and anything else we feel like writing about.

Our Latest Reviews:
 
Il Cane Rosso
(Coming Soon)  Jump in your F-18, bro, and fill up on Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA at this Winning joint. 
 
Elevation Burger and Smashburger
Let's get crazy with a double review and trash this joint! But in a calm, respectful way, of course. 
 
Ming Place
Good Chinese food in Dallas?  Sure thing, pal, next you'll be telling us there's good pizza here!
 
Crossroads Diner
On your way to Presbyterian Texas Health Resources Dallas Hospital to use that birthday gift card to finally get those calf implants removed?  Stop by Crossroads Diner and recreate the diner scene from the movie Diner!
 
Dive Coastal Cuisine
Finally, someplace to get our $3 organic iced-tea-bar fix!  Review also includes a secret decoder map to Snider Plaza's last remaining parking spot.  Hint: It's guarded by Cerberus.
 
The Common Table
Does "The Common Table" refer to shared tables or pedestrian decor?  You're in the uptowniest section of Uptown, so the answer is C) - neither!
 
Gaucho Marks 
Will Argentinean pizza take off in Dallas?  After visiting La Carreta Argentina, the answer is an emphatic "No" with an upside down exclamation point in front.
 
The Law Reviewers: Behind The Gavels
Want to know all the behind the scenes dish on The Law Reviewers?  The good folks at Pegasus News have the exclusive.

The Matrix -- Restaurant Edition
On our world-famous, heavily litigious five gavel scale, here's how the restaurants we've reviewed so far have fared:

Alligator Cafe - 3 gavels
Alo Cenaduria y Piqueos - 4 gavels
Amuse - 2 3/4 gavels (the laughter has stopped)
Arcodoro and Pomodoro - 5 gavels
Baby Back Shak - 3 1/2 gavels
Burguesa Burger - 2 5/8 gavels
Buzzbrews - 4 gavels
Cafe Nostra - 4 gavels (sleeping with the fishes)
Campania Pizza & More - 4 gavels
Catalina Room - 4 gavels
Charlie Palmer (prix fixe lunch) - 2 gavels
Chef's Gallery - 3 gavels
Chic from Barcelona - 3 gavels
Cindi's Deli - 3 gavels
Coal Vines - 4 1/2 gavels
Cowboy Chow - 3 3/4 gavels
Creperie du Chateau - 2 1/2 gavels
Crossroads Diner - 3 1/2 gavels
Dallas City Market - 2 gavels (checked out)
Dive Coastal Cuisine - 2 1/4 gavels
Dr. Bell's BBQ - 4 1/2 gavels (code blue)
East Wind - 3 gavels
Elevation Burger - 2 gavels
El Ranchito Cafe & Club - 3 gavels
Fadi's Mediterranean Grill - 4 gavels
Fedora - 2 1/2 gavels
Fernando's Mexican Cuisine - 3 gavels
Fuse - 4 gavels (blown)
Garden Cafe - 3 gavels
Ginger Thai - 3 gavels
Gui Restaurant and Bar - 3 1/4 gavels
House of Blues Dallas
- 2 1/2 gavels
Il Sole Restaurant & Wine Bar - 4 3/4 gavels (fuggedaboutit)
Jack's Backyard - 3 1/4 gavels
J G's Hamburgers - 2 1/2 gavels
Kavala Mediterranean Grill
- 3 3/4 gavels (Klosed)
Kona Grill - 2 gavels
La Carreta Argentina - 2 1/2 gavels
La Cubanita - 3 gavels (no es abierto)
La Victoria - 4 gavels
LuQa - 2 gavels (CloSed)
Mama's Daughters' Diner - 4 gavels
Maple and Motor - 4 gavels
Medina Oven & Bar - 3 1/4 gavels
Metropolitan Cafe - 4 gavels
Michael's Italian Kitchen - 2.78 gavels
Ming Place - 2 1/2 gavels
Olivella's - 4 1/2 gavels
Pappa's Bros. - 4 gavels
Pena's Mexican Grill
- 3 3/4 gavels (no mas)
Penne Pomodoro
- 4 1/2 gavels
Philly's Finest Cheesesteaks - 2 1/2 gavels (gastric bypass)
Red India Bistro
- 3 1/2 gavels
Roti Grill
- 3 gavels
Royal Thai - 5 gavels
Rusty Taco - 2 3/4 gavels
Sala - 2 1/4 gavels (Sala is Alas backwards, and it's also closed)
Screen Door - 2 3/4 gavels
Smashburger - 2 1/2 gavels
Smoke - 2 3/4 gavels
Streetside Cafe - 4 gavels (gone but not forgotten)
Stephan Pyles - 5 gavels
Sushi Japan
- 2 3/4 gavels
Sushi World - 3 gavels
Tahitian Noni Cafe - -1/4 gavels (gone & forgotten)
Taj Mahal (downtown) - 2 gavels (the original one on Meadow is still open, so go there!)
Temptations - 2 1/2 gavels (tempted but the truth is it closed two years ago)
Ten Sports Grill - 3 gavels
Texas Carribean Foods
- 3 1/2 gavels
The French Room at The Adolphus - 5 gavels
Tradicion
- 4 gavels (no estas aqui)
Twisted Root Burger Co. - 3 1/2 gavels
Vapiano - 2 3/4 gavels
Vern's Kitchen - 4 1/2 gavels (moved on up to a de-luxe kitchen in the sky-ay-ay-y)
Zaguan World Bakery & Cafe
- 3 1/2 gavels
Zoom - 2 3/4 gavels (Screeeech!  Bam! Crash!)

Where should we go next?  Drop us a line and maybe we'll actually listen to you (Come on, we dare you!).